Uncle Alfred’s Dating Advice Video

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How to Get a Woman Into Bed

How to Get a Woman Into Bed -The Easiest Way to Get Laid by a Woman

Author: Robert Edmonds

How to get a woman to like you, even without money

One thing you should realize is that for men, getting laid is a job and a hard one. For girls, getting laid is a choice. Women’s choice is two fold, they decide if they want to get laid first and even more selectively, they determine who to do it with. So, until you pass those two criteria for a woman, you don’t stand a chance of getting any soon.

Post CardOne of the most important lesson is to know as a man, how to do your chore of getting laid. You will be more successful in getting dates with your desired woman when you have mastered the karma of dating. You will need to learn the woman psych, read the signs and know how to counter negative ones, pretend if you have to, lie through your teeth in most times and simply look like an angel’s reincarnate. Things we do for love!!!

Never make excuses for your needs as a man

One of the biggest mistake men make is that they approach a woman alright, but are so scared to broach the subject of sex . Most women just translate this to mean the guy is just a good friend and not interested in her sexually. When this happens, as you may know, the game is usually over.

When you Know it will Never Happen

A woman needs to know from the word go that your interest in her is not for her to get a bosom buddy, escort to games, or body guard. You will need to atleast give the signs you are interested in her intimately. It does not matter when you will both decide to get to bed but as long as it’s known that you will have to do that at some point, and then things are clearer.

Gain her trust and after time she is down with it

Another important thing for a man is to never make excuses for your manly needs. You need not come out like a moron demanding sex on your first date. As time progresses she will develop trust in you, falling in love, things start working. But truth be told, you will need to learn patience.

Any decent girl will have to play you out long enough to find out if you are genuine or a fake. If you outlive this time test, usually things engage in autopilot and the woman will have generated enough momentum on her own to brace the next level of events in your relationship.

You can get lessons sent over to you on how to date women that you always thought are out of your reach by following the links below.

Enjoy

About the Author:

Robert is a dating counselor and expert with 3 books on dating in the market. To read more on how you can improve your dating skills How to Get a Woman Into Bed-easiest Way to Get Laid by a Woman

Crazy Ranuchy Chat Up Lines

Always cuming to our members help we at TheAdultCafe have found you some more chat up lines, these have been selected for being a bit on the raunchy side:

:) ”Do you normally sleep on your stomach?” “Would you mind if I did tonight?”

:) Use index finger to call a girl over: “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.”

:) ”Did we fuck last weekend?” “No!” “Shall we fuck this weeking then”

:) ”Would you have a look at my Lap top” “I am having trouble with pop ups”

:) ”I am sure I know you from somewhere” “just bend over that table for a minute and show me your arse”

:) ”Do you work for Parcel Force?” “I saw you checking out my package when I walked in

:) ”Hey love, can I tickle your belly button” ” from the inside?”

:) ”Honey, will you be my love buffet?” “You lay on the table and we have little nipples take what I want?”

:) ”I may not be the best looking guy in here” “But I probably have the biggest cock” —- “You don’t believe me” “put your hand down there”

Aladdin's Chat Up Line

Aladdin's Chat Up Line

:) ”I want to melt in your mouth” “not in your hand.”

“I would like to kiss you passionately on the lips” “then move slowly up to your navel”.

:) Call a girl over with your finger and when when she gets there say “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.”

:) ”If your left leg is Easter and your right leg is Christmas” “can I visit you between the holidays?”

:) ”Im like domino’s pizza” “if you dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.”

:) ”I am not feeling myself today” ” Will you?”

:) ”Is it cold in here?” ” or are you just happy to see me?”

:) ”My taxi is waiting to give me a ride” “can you give me one?”

:) ”There are a lot of fish in the sea it is true” “You are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place”.

:) ”Sure I am the hardest man in the room” “But only when I slow dance with you”

:) ”Looking for a place to sit?” “You can have my face if you like.”

:) ”Why are you going now?” “stay with me and you could be cuming?

:) ”Would you like to try an Australian kiss?” “It is just like a French kiss, but down under.”

:) ”Your place or mine?” “Toss a coin, head at my place, tail at yours.”

Chat Up Line for Women

Here some chat up lines for women to use on blokes….

This is for You - Yes You!

This is for You - Yes You!

# Want to cum round my place?
# I am looking for someone to take care of my pussy!
# Would you like to be my “Cat Flap”? – you can let my pussy out at nights.
# Lets cum to an agreement – you lick and and I’ll swallow.
# I bet I could beat you at football. Yeh! Give me your balls and I’ll give it a try.
# I have lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
# I have lost my vibrator, will you sleep with me?
# I bet you will cum before I go.
# Can I hold you cock for a minute, my hands are cold?
# Can you help me and show me what a cunnilingus is?
# I am looking for a guy to give a blow job to, before he fucks me in every hole and then cums all over my face. Then he can leave with no strings attached and no questions asked. Interested? (Blokes are really quite simple beings really)
# I am looking for a sperm doner!
# My boat need some of your seamen!
# Can you see my nipples when you look down my top?

Chat up lines – Great???? (Oooch)

Here are some that the staff of TheAdultCafe have come up with – how did they ever pull.

I reckon you like a really sexy book – - hot between the covers.

Nice Legs! When do they open?

Hi, I have just come back from the future where you and me were making love for days and days. “Oh Yeh!” Yeh it all started tonight after you gave me a blow job.

Hello I am a Policeman and you have even made my truncheon hard.

Hello I am a Postman – you wanna see my package?

Hello I am a Computer Expert – would like to sit on my lap-top. Wow – you are making my drive hard.

Hello I am a Pilot – I have a great under carriage.

Hello I am a Squirrel – will you hold my nuts for a while?

Hello I am a Vet – shall I take a look at your pussy?

I bet you a drink that you wont touch my cock.

Hello I am from Wonder Bra – can you just show me your tits for a moment?

I think you might regret it if we shagged tonight, so why not just give me a blow job this afternoon.

Yes I have had plastic surgery – I have doubled the size of my cock.

Do you want to come back to my place for a pizza a fuck? No? Don’t you like pizza?