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Are you confused by “GSOH” , “BBW” ? Do you know your “SWF” from your “SWM” ?
Here is a list of the most common used acronyms used on dating websites.
A – L
- A = Asian
- AKA = Also Known As
- B = Black
- BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
- BBBW = Big Beautiful Black Woman
- BDSM = Bondage/Discipline/Sadomasochism
- Bi = Bisexual
- C = Christian
- CPL = Couple
- D = Divorced
- D&D free or D/D free = Drug and disease free
- DL = Dog Lover
- DTE = Down to earth
- ESF = Extreme Sports Fanatic
- F2F = Face to Face
- FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
- F = Female FtM Female-to-male transgendered
- FYI = For Your Information
- FS = Football supporter
- G = Gay
- GBM = Gay black male
- G/L/B/T or GLBT = Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgendered
- GSOH = Good sense of humour
- GWM = Gay white male
- HNG = Horny Net Geek
- HWP = Height/weight proportionate
- IR = Interracial
- IRL = In Real Life
- ISO = In search of
- J = Jewish
- K = Kids
- L = Lesbian
- LD = Light drinker
- LDR = Long Distance Relationship
- LDS = Latter Day Saints (Mormon)
- LS = Legally separated, or Light smoker
to be continued …
M-Z
- M = Male
- MBA = Married but available
- MBC = Married black couple
- MM = Marriage minded
- MSM = Men seeking men, or Men who have sex with men
- MSW = Men seeking women
- MtF = Male-to-female transgendered
- MWC = Married white couple
- NBM = Never been married
- ND or N/D = Non-drinker, No drinking, or No drugs
- N/Drugs = No drugs
- NK or N/K = No kids
- NS or N/S = Non-smoker
- NSA = No strings attached
- P = Professional, or Parent
- NRE = New Relationship Energy
- PA = Personal Attachment or Pleasing Appendage
- PC = Politically Correct, Personal Computer
- PD = Public Display of Affection
- PDA = Public Display of Affection
- POSSLQ = Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
- RL = Real Life, i.e. not online
- S = Single
- SBF = Single black female
- SBiF = Single bisexual female
- SBM = Single black male
- SD = Social drinker
- SGL = Single
- SI = Similar interests
- SO = Significant Other
- SOH = Sense of humour
- STDs = Sexually transmitted diseases
- STR = Straight
- SWF = Single white female
- SWM = Single white male
- TG = Transgendered
- TLC = Tender loving care
- TS = Transexual
- TV = Transvestite
- VBD = Very bad date
- W = Widowed or White
- w/ = With
- WAA = Will answer all
A little Sexual Crazy is how 24 year old 36b Siobon describes herself. She is slim with great tits with pierced nipples, a beatiful arse and has light blond hair.
I am a Sexual Crazy
Someone suggested this site and she said she had a lot of fun on here, so here I am. As you can see from my pics, yes both my nipples are pierced so that gives you some sort of idea what I’m into too. I have requirements and want to find a man who can meet them I am sure I’ll find a couple on here lol. Orignally from Scotland but living in Ireland at the moment been here since my uni days, but fly back over from time to time so Scottish boys dont be afraid to say hi! 
Siobhan xXx
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by Rich Santos
The best thing about bad dates is that we walk away with a great story, and little doubt that the perpetrator is not the person for us.
I was thinking about some of the common errors made on first dates. I came up with 10 common mistakes that could kill the chances for a second date:
Arriving Late
Even five minutes of lateness is inexcusable on the first date. People are already anxious on these excursions, so making someone wait and think more about everything is pretty rude. Seems like the trend in NYC is to be late for things regularly. On one date, I texted the girl and told her I was running late. She said she was too. We ended up just having the date ½ hour later than planned and technically no one was late because we were both ½ hour late together.
Wardrobe Malfunction
Make sure you cater what you wear to what you’re doing. I try not to make a girl walk too much if she’s in heels. Also, I’ve seen girls wear pearls and a nice blouse to trashy outdoor drinking events, or heels to sporting events.
Talking Politics or Religion
Staying away from debatable content is a good idea the first time out. It’s fun to argue with your significant other, but I think it’s important to reach a comfort level first. If you try to proselytize someone, or battle them over a hot topic like abortion, you may reach a point of no return.
Checking Out Other People
You’d think that no one would do this, but guys are always looking at waitresses, or other patrons when out. My one friend got in hot water because his date told me he made cat calls at other girls while on a date. Talk about a mistake!
Bringing Friends (Non Group Date)
If you bring friends along you look immature and insecure. You also throw the other person for a loop if they were expecting the date to be one-on-one. Make sure you establish that it is a one-on-one date, and follow the rules and show up alone.
Getting Too Drunk
Some people turn into a completely different person when they are drunk. Let the other person learn about you while you’re sober, before you get wasted with them. Alcohol should be introduced into the relationship slowly, but if a drink or two takes the edge off, and wine adds romance it’s fine. Just don’t push it too far.
Being Too Aggressive
No one wants to deal with someone’s wandering hands before they are ready. It is one of the best ways to creep someone out. Just because someone is getting dinner with someone once doesn’t mean it’s an invitation into the sack. It’s best to be hands off on the first date.
Being Too Unaggressive
My friend Margaret warns me to be more aggressive all the time. She said that if I don’t kiss someone at the end of a date, or make a move when they hop in my bed they will begin to think something’s wrong with them, or that I’m not into them. Maybe that’s true, but sometimes I am just being too safe so that I don’t break the rule I just mentioned above.
Canceling at the Last Minute or Standing Someone Up
Canceling for a legitimate reason is fine, but respect your date’s time so that they can plan their night without you. Canceling one hour before a date is not cool — most of the date prep has already started at this point. Standing someone up is so rude. What does it accomplish? If you change your mind, at least have the strength to just cancel. No need to make someone feel bad and waste their time just because you’re too chicken to cancel the date.
Dominant Speaker
Try to breathe in between sentences, and don’t talk too much. Give your date a chance to talk. Aren’t you trying to get to know one another? And don’t speak for that other person (i.e order for them at dinner) unless they invite you to help with their order.
Do you agree or disagree with any of these? Ever have these happen to you, or have you ever made these mistakes? Would you go on a second date after any of these mistakes? What would you add to this list?
How to Get a Woman Into Bed -The Easiest Way to Get Laid by a Woman
Author: Robert Edmonds
How to get a woman to like you, even without money
One thing you should realize is that for men, getting laid is a job and a hard one. For girls, getting laid is a choice. Women’s choice is two fold, they decide if they want to get laid first and even more selectively, they determine who to do it with. So, until you pass those two criteria for a woman, you don’t stand a chance of getting any soon.
One of the most important lesson is to know as a man, how to do your chore of getting laid. You will be more successful in getting dates with your desired woman when you have mastered the karma of dating. You will need to learn the woman psych, read the signs and know how to counter negative ones, pretend if you have to, lie through your teeth in most times and simply look like an angel’s reincarnate. Things we do for love!!!
Never make excuses for your needs as a man
One of the biggest mistake men make is that they approach a woman alright, but are so scared to broach the subject of sex . Most women just translate this to mean the guy is just a good friend and not interested in her sexually. When this happens, as you may know, the game is usually over.
When you Know it will Never Happen
A woman needs to know from the word go that your interest in her is not for her to get a bosom buddy, escort to games, or body guard. You will need to atleast give the signs you are interested in her intimately. It does not matter when you will both decide to get to bed but as long as it’s known that you will have to do that at some point, and then things are clearer.
Gain her trust and after time she is down with it
Another important thing for a man is to never make excuses for your manly needs. You need not come out like a moron demanding sex on your first date. As time progresses she will develop trust in you, falling in love, things start working. But truth be told, you will need to learn patience.
Any decent girl will have to play you out long enough to find out if you are genuine or a fake. If you outlive this time test, usually things engage in autopilot and the woman will have generated enough momentum on her own to brace the next level of events in your relationship.
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Safe Dating for Men & Women – Advice & Tips….
You need to protect yourself whist remaining open to new relationships, love and sex.
Online dating is generally pretty safe, because it is distance dating and you get to know your people anonymously before you meet in person. You will feel more comfortable, as you are just sitting in front of your computer and online datiing also allows you to pace yourself and be selective. On dating sites such as www.thelovefindercafe.com and www.theadultcafe.com you are able to looking at persons profile and perhaps message them without them know any more than you tell them.
There are, however, still some basic safety rules for online dating you should observe before giving out your own personal and contact information to a relative strangers or before you arrange to to meet anybody. Even though it is all going on online, it’s still easy to get carried away, so better to take things slowly. The tips below may seem obvious, but it is well worth reading them through and following them to ensure your safety and make sure that you have only good online dating experiences. Follow our tips and you never know: Mr. or Miss Right might, whatever that is to you, maybe just around the corner!
Always trust your instincts – after all, it’s has got you this far in life already
Take your time and look at lots of different profiles you will get a feel for what kind of person you want to make contact with.
Never publish your phone number or email address You get yourself a “cheap pay as you go” mobile and a hotmail account just for dating
Don’t take anything at face value – it’s easy to lie online, and many people do and there are also one or two scams out there. Do not dial any premium numbers or go to any special chat rooms.
Ask lots of questions when chatting with your potential mates. Try and find out their real likes and dislikes.
If something (or someone) appears to too good to be true – sadly, it probably is.
Make sure YOU feel comfortable with whoever you are chatting with, at all times. End it if it appears to be going in a direction you are unhappy about.
If someone is abusive or rude, block them immediately. Don’t put up with it
Don’t give your home or work address to anyone you have not met before in person. And even then, take your time before giving out any personal details.
Before agreeing to a date find out as much as you can about them, always make sure you know as much about the other person as possible. But remember they will also be following these rules.
Don’t allow yourself to be talked into anything – It is important until you really get to know someone to make sure you’re the one in charge.
Take your time to get to know someone – I know t is easy to rush in, but just don’t be rushed. Remember, fools rush in and all that.
Remember, a patient person will be happy to wait until YOU are ready to meet, or give personal information.
Make sure anyone you’re talking to is willing to provide photos if you are think of going on a date and they also should give basic information about himself or herself.
Ask your date to leave a message on your voicemail beforehand and if possible…..
Chat on the phone for a while before arranging a date- find as much as you can!
ALWAYS meet in a well-lit public place Pubs, restaurants and hotel foyers are good.
ALWAYS tell a good friend where you are going and who you’re meeting
Call a friend during the date to confirm that everything is ok and make sure your date knows that you have arranged to phone them again later. A Genuine date really mind or think you are silly.
Always carry a mobile phone on a date
If you are unsure – why not make it a lunch date- they’re convenient and they have a time limit
Always make your own travel arrangements to/from a first date
Do not accept a ride home on the first date or reveal your address
Always make your own hotel arrangements if you’re traveling far or it is new sex date.
On a No Strings Sex Date make sure you lay your own ground rules first. Talk it through, let them know what you like and more important, what you don’t like.
Keep your first date to a specified time limit so you always have an “exit” point if you need it.
Never feel like you owe it to someone to meet them — you don’t! If you have made a date and want to change your mind – you can. Please let them know if you are not going to make it, they deserve a positive dating experience to.
All these rules might seem a little over the top, but the reality is that you are introducing yourself to complete strangers could be hassle and it is better to take few precautions. Relax and enjoy yourself safely and without the fear that someone will take advantage of you.
Finally, take your own condoms even on a first date. If the date goes well maybe you both get carried away and Safe Sex with strangers is always a good idea.
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